Your job today is to smile at least once.
Otherwise, a baby unicorn will not get his rainbow breakfast, will be under-nourished and be overcome by the vapours before lunch. This drama could set him on a maladaptive path for the rest of his life.
Please smile today.
I haven’t posted anything on my blog for a while, so I thought I’d kick-start it with a bit of humour and see if my readers have stuck around. 🙂